SFCoffeebean

QOTD: What aspect of your personality could use a little work?

What aspect of your personality could use a little work?

 

I have the temper of a bull in heat. :(

 

I'm like a dynamite that blows up before you even light the fuse.

I'm the firecracker that blows up behind your ass when you turn around and walk away.

I'm like the molotov cocktail that spills all over you and burns you to smithereens when you're about to hurl it while yelling "Anarchy".

I'm the habanero pepper you wish you never tasted on a "dare".

 

I can't help it.  I've tried.  I've done self-help books.  Self-therapy.  Origins stress-away reliever.  Bliss spa.  Nothing works.

QOTD: In my handbag...

Here's one for the ladies:  What's in your handbag right now? 
Submitted by Kadeeae.

 

1. Tons of keys.. car, house, parent's house, some mystery keys (?)
2. Kenneth Cole pink distressed leather wallet.. no money in it cause I'm broke right now..
3. Origins Chubby Stick in Malt
4. Lancome Artliner in Brown
5. Chapstick
6. Maybelline matte powder
7. Shiseido face blotting paper
8. a rubberband
9. my LG VX-something cellphone... nothing to brag about.  It's the clamshell Chocolate one.
10. bluetooth headset
11. business cards in case
12. Versace sunglasses
13. some receipts
14. a boring blue pen (I don't like writing in black)
15. pantene hairspray
16. visine
17. soothing chamomile hand lotion
18. small blue comb
19. 2 paperclips
20. goody ouchless hair tie
21. some mini dustbunnies (great.. lovely..)
22. Sephora gift card
23. Banana Republic 15% any-time coupon
24. folded Bed Bath & Beyond coupon
25. a plastic bead (?)  where this come from..

 

QOTD (yesterday)

What are your deal breakers in a relationship?

 

1)  No Money or J.O.B.

2)  Bad hair (sorry.)

4)  Squinty small beady eyes

5)  Momma's Boy

6)  Complacency

7)  Short (less than 5'10")

8)  Bad Sex

9)  Drama Prone

10) Too Skinny

11) Stupidity / No Education

12)  Immaturity

13)  Booze or Drug issues

14)  Bad Hygiene

15)  Isn't always in a state of awe of how damn fabulous I am

 

 

QotD: Totally Obsessed

What is your current obsession(s)?
Submitted by eijsr.

 

1)  Numbers.  Everything translate into a number.. and all the numbers add up.. and when they add up, it means something... and that something, is part of a bigger picture.. and if that bigger picture is something that effects you.. and if you don't like it.. then you better think back on how to fix that.. what makes up the bigger picture, it comes down to smaller pieces.. and those pieces.. what effects the pieces.. probably things.. and those things sometimes translate back into numbers.. so what numbers are there.. what can I or you do to change the number.. 1..2..3..4..5.. 9..8..7..6.. multiply by 2.. what is the variable?  How is that affected.. is it fixed?  Or can you change it..  <silent scream in the head>

uh.. um.. sorry.. I couldn't stop typing.. this is how I actually think sometimes....

2)  More Choo-Choo.  I want more of it.  I can't help it.  If I like someone.. I want it all the time.  Makes. Me. Feel. Good.

3)  L.A.T.T.E. - Why can't I just survive off this and not get tummy aches.  Makes. Me. Feel. Good.

4)  House.  I want a bigger house.. and that costs more money.. and more money means I have to get the promotion into effect.. 1.2.3.4.5.. 9.8.7.6.5... I need MO'MONEY!  ME.  My Enjoyment.  From the wise words of Homer Simpson.  It's all about M.E.  Live life well...

5)  Toasted english muffins.  I have eaten two a day for the past week.  They are damn good with a swab of butter.  *drool*

 

after going back and reading this.. it is obvious that someone has had too much espresso this morning.. *shake-shake*

QotD: Call The Fashion Police

Heh.  Yeah.

When I was in my teen years and trying to "find myself".  Big ass Kelly Bundy helmet head hair with a black sleeveless turtle neck.. mini denim skirt in a black/gray plaid pattern.. and black leggings underneath.. and big ass leather jacket over that.. and flat "sling ons".  Bootiful.

Oh.. and long black and orange hair cut in the oh-so-stylish "V shape" in the back down to my ass.. I had orangish streaks in my hair just like a lot of the other asian girls.  We were too broke ass to afford good dye jobs.  Hydrogen peroxide.. lemons.. or Sun-In.  Yeah, good times.

 

It's enough to make the eyes bleed.

And then there was the Bean...

 

Fictional Bean

So who is this SFCoffeebean person?  Well, I defected from Xanga.  I know, I know.. Where are all the posts??

 

Well, I like to keep it private.. up to the "neighborhood" level.  So if you would like to see/read more of me.. add me into your neighborhood and let's go from there.

To read more about my neurotic life.. you can catch up at my old haunting ground:

http://www.xanga.com/sfcoffeebean

 

And yes, it sucks there too that you must have a Xanga account to log in.  But that's only a small barrier to keep you psychos out.. stalk on!